Top Ten Reasons Why God Never Got Tenure at Any University

    1. He only had one major publication.
    (主著が1冊しか無い)

    2. It was in Hebrew and had no references.
    (しかもヘブライ語で書かれていて、参考文献も無い)

    3. It wasn't published in a refereed journal and some doubt that he even wrote it Himself.
    (審査のある学術誌に載った訳でもなく、彼が書いたことが疑わしいものもある)

    4. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then ?
    (彼が世界を作ったのは本当かもしれないが、その後何かやっただろうか=(意訳)=神様は一発屋である)

    5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results.
    (科学者コミュニティは彼の実験結果の再現に失敗してきた=意訳=彼の実験は再現性に問題がある)

    6. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use live subjects.
    (生命操作するのに、倫理委員会の許可を得なかった)

    7. When one experiment went away, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
    (ある実験が失敗した時、洪水で押し流してすまそうとした)

    8. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
    (彼はほとんど授業に来ず、ただ学生に本(聖書)を読んでおけと指示しただけ=意訳=彼の授業はほとんどが自習である)

    9. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests.
    (テストはたった10問しかないが、ほとんどの学生はパスしない=注=ten requirementsは、十戒の意)

    10. His office hours were infrequent and usually had held on a mountain top.
    (彼のオフィスアワー(学生の質問のために設けられる時間)はめったに無く、あったとしても大抵は山の上で開かれる)



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